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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:07 pm    Post subject: Defending yourself against a giant man eating octopus. Reply with quote

I would use my mighty morphing powers and turn into a giant octopus eating underwater lion.

Any better ideas?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or maybe I would use the power of the big shiny orange knife. Or out-fin Shug buying myself more time.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whats with all the random posts?
were u drunk at this time of day?
or very very very bored?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was genuinely concerned at the prospect of having this such as a threat.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another thread to be removed I think mr moderator sir????? Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All you people are so dam serious.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scubaeuan wrote:
Or out-fin Shug buying myself more time.
That strategy would rely upon Shug being your buddy. Now he may be a bit daft but he's not completely stupid.

Let's face it, Euan, with the way that you guzzle gas, your tank would be empty in about 30 sec anyway so you shouldn't lose too much sleep over this hypothetical scenario. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a gas guzzler? I only need one cylinder for a dive!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah whatever. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

scubaeuan wrote:
All you people are so dam serious.


Shouldn't that be damn serious? Question

Anyway I would just read it some Vogon poetry. That should get rid of it for a while. Swimming faster than my buddy would be useles as going by the law of averages it would probably be Gus! Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah yes. The fish in human form. Wink

I personally would attack it in a heroically stupid, albeit epic, manner with a sword and wait for the third movie. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sarah wrote:
scubaeuan wrote:
All you people are so dam serious.


Shouldn't that be damn serious? Question

Shouldn't it actually be "damned serious"? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you usually have a wooden sword max can't see that doing much damage
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but if you're Jack Sparrow it's probably metal (though he did "half expect it to be made of wood"). lol

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmmmmmmmm...Jack Sparrow...yum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetrAmq9fcw

not long now! yay Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



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