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| scubaeuan |
Defending yourself against a giant man eating octopus.I would use my mighty morphing powers and turn into a giant octopus eating underwater lion.Any better ideas? |
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| scubaeuan |
Or maybe I would use the power of the big shiny orange knife. Or out-fin Shug buying myself more time. | ||||||
| cuttlefish |
whats with all the random posts?
were u drunk at this time of day? or very very very bored? |
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| scubaeuan |
I was genuinely concerned at the prospect of having this such as a threat. | ||||||
| Sarah |
Another thread to be removed I think mr moderator sir????? 
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| scubaeuan |
All you people are so dam serious. | ||||||
| charlie |
Let's face it, Euan, with the way that you guzzle gas, your tank would be empty in about 30 sec anyway so you shouldn't lose too much sleep over this hypothetical scenario. 
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| scubaeuan |
I'm a gas guzzler? I only need one cylinder for a dive! | ||||||
| charlie |
Yeah whatever. 
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| Sarah |
Shouldn't that be damn serious? 
Anyway I would just read it some Vogon poetry. That should get rid of it for a while. Swimming faster than my buddy would be useles as going by the law of averages it would probably be Gus!
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| prydain55 |
Ah yes. The fish in human form.
I personally would attack it in a heroically stupid, albeit epic, manner with a sword and wait for the third movie. 
Max |
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| charlie |
Shouldn't it actually be "damned serious"? 
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| joe |
Don't you usually have a wooden sword max can't see that doing much damage | ||||||
| prydain55 |
Yeah, but if you're Jack Sparrow it's probably metal (though he did "half expect it to be made of wood"). lol
Max |
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| cuttlefish |
mmmmmmmmmm...Jack Sparrow...yum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetrAmq9fcw not long now! yay 
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| Sarah |
Fank goodness theres' someone on here what went to a propper school. |
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| Sarah |
Um good point well made Lindsay. So actually all we need to do to escape said gaint octopus is to snog Jack Sparrow and chain him to a convenient mast thus distracting its attention away from us. No poetry or morphing powers required. Seems like a good plan to me! |
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| Frazer |
I would bide my time with the octopus and eventually our differences would be settled.
Perhaps i would eat him, possibly in a stirfry |
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| cuttlefish |
If I had Jack Sparrow there would be more than that going on!
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| Shug |
Your hands would be all over him so much that he'd think you were an octopus! | ||||||
| joe |
Eugh | ||||||
| prydain55 |
I'm now deeply regretting that I ever brought up the subject of Jack Sparrow. 
Max |
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| cuttlefish |
Jack Sparrow is an enjoyable subject to discuss! 21 days to go! uber excitement! | ||||||
| charlie |
This thread represented the zenith of the SUSAC forum... the glory days if you like... oh for more inspirational discourses such as this!
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| asahat |
jack sparrow, man eating octopus, vogon poetry, gus, shug, wooden swords.....
my brain hurts. |
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| prydain55 |
We do our best. Incidentally, I wonder how far a harpoon gun would get you against said octopus...
Max |
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| charlie |
I'm thinking of genetically modifying a virus specifically to knock down such cephalo-critters. Of course it may have the side-effect of also destroying all human life on Earth but that's a chance I'm willing to take! (I'll make sure that I'm underwater at the time, so I'll be OK... anyone want to buddy up?) | ||||||
| asahat |
shotgun | ||||||
| joe |
Pump-action | ||||||
| asahat |
is it just me or is this the most pointless thread Euan has ever created on this forum? | ||||||
| scubaeuan |
It's really funny though, I just burst out laughing in the library and everyone looked round. | ||||||