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Three instructors and their students are on board a dive boat in the middle of the ocean. There is a BSAC instructor, a PADI instructor, and an ScotSAC instructor. Everything is going fine until the boat springs a leak and starts to sink. The BSAC instructor says to his students, "Okay, we're in the middle of the ocean, so we might as well do our deep dive." The ScotSAC instructor says to his students, "Okay, we might as well do our navigation dive, so let's get our compasses out and swim towards shore." The PADI instructor says to his students, "Okay, for $25 extra you guys get to do a wreck dive!"

Shug

Two divers were checking a new reef when they saw a shark. The shark circled them, menacingly. One diver took off his fins and reached inside his BC and pulled out a pair of super-power fins.
His buddy signaled: What? You can't out swim a shark!
The diver signaled back: I don't have to out swim the shark - I only have to out swim you!